Dumbo was a pinacolada

DO SINGERS NEED DOGS? DO SINGERS NEED DRUGS? GIVE THEM MICROPHONES!(Music & lyrics Andrea Fiorucci)

Do singers need drugs?
Do singers need dogs?
Stimulate yourself with music & noise
Leave behind the fakeness, leave behind the fakeness!
Get a head, don' get drugs!
Brain seizures & heart attacks
Give singers microphones!(4x)
Stay on the track (4x) and race against drugs!

SHUT THE TELEVION DOWN (music & lyrics Andrea Fiorucci)

Shut the television down
Come over and look at me
Just in front of you is a man
That loves u more than u ever will

Don't u keep on waitin' for regognition
The “ u are great-s”
Just in front of u is a man
That loves u more than u ever will

U don't know what it means
2 be alone
2 be in love

Shut the television down, shut the television down
Come on over,
sing me a song
fall in love,
hug me tight(3x)
kiss me alright tonight

Putos, chicas & bananas of the world,
The first official album will be there in a few weeks!!!
Group:          DUMBO WAS A PINACOLADA
Album title:  Chuck Mock the moonspermatozoon with the huge c***! (2005)
Interested? See: http://www.audiri.com to download to whole album FREE!!!!!

Tracklist:

1. If life had different reasons
2. Some might say
3. Another rejection
4. The other side of things
5. Everything reminds me of her
6. Shut the television down!
7. Antilovesong
8. Do singers need dogs? Do singers need drugs? Give them microphones!
9. Memories
10. If the world was a better place...
11.The stream
12. Oranges & strawberries

Information:

All songs written, performed and produced by Dumbo was a pinacolada except “Some might say” based on an idea by my favorite guitarputo Dos Santos José.
Dumbo was a pinacolada is Andrea Fiorucci.
Dumbo was a pinacolada would like to thank his family ( Mamma, pappa,  nonne e nonni, zii e zie, cugini e cugine & Paolo) his friends ( especially Raftside for his help in pictures and design stuff and Max Loehr for the pics of myspace) & in a paticular way his band Medleyjukebox ( Sean, Hugo, José) for inspiration, critics & sustain.
Sleevedesign: Leonie (which I thank in a particular way)

I've been thinkin' a lot about my second album, I started writtin' the new songs lately. The first album will be released only 100 or 50 times and I promised myself not to sell it but to give it for free to all the putos, chicas and bananas who are sincerely interested into it. For the next one I will try to find some money but I think I'll only make a few copies and put the whole album on the net. It costs money but I have found a site where to do that! I've already a title as you may read below. I'll try to invite some musicians to do stuff on it. I also think I ‘ll put a blues song on it. I am writing one, the lyrics are inspired by Primus. I ‘ll try two different style of songs this time. Some songs will be composed in a traditionnal way, I'll try to inspire myself from Dashboard Confessional, Jack Johnson, Ben Harper, Jon Gomm but also Smashing Pumpkins and a lot of emo kid music. The other songs will have some strange instumental part that I will write during the recording, I'll try to inspire me for these parts from bands like The fall of troy, Meet you in Saint Louis, Honey ride me on a goat, The Akira state, Honey for Petzi, Faraquet ( which I only know for a few weeks now! Great band!!!) Youthmovie soundtrack, Hella, Primus and some others postmodern rock bands. Remember! Only the ape doesn't know which direction he goes, artists do! I think I have also a tracklist ( which probably will change...)


Group:          DUMBO WAS A PINACOLADA
Album title:  Alles über Sushi und Spinat! The Tokyo Vodkas are back in town! ( maybe in 2006)


Tracklist:
1.    She had time to waste!
2.    Brighten up my sky with strings and violins
3.    Avia nu cuiciarello ( feat. my grandparents)
4.    We are all trapped in cobwebs
5.    Tap tap to the rythm of her heart ( feat. Hugo Jaeger)
6.    There is a wrinkle in your eye
7.    I can get no sleep ( feat. Hugo Jaeger)
8.    ??????
9.    Renewall- everything has been said, everything has been done
10.   Shadow of a broken man
11.   Coffe-calls & wake-up kisses
12.   Go down
13.   U again
14.   Goin' down to Mexico


Best regards, blessings!
Andrea Fiorucci

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Some rules and points:

1. An artist may just appear one time!
2. Don't write me a comment telling me that I have forgotten some big new stuff like the latest album by Franz Ferdinand, 50 cent or Céline Dion... I may simply not like these bands or artists, even if you think that they are good...
3. I have put also some “best of” because sometimes I do rather listen to “best of's” than to albums...
4. I know there are some legends missing, this doesn't mean that I don't like them, It means that for now I haven't had the time (money, lust) to buy these cds. Sorry! Next year I'll put some more and so and so....

D.W.P's TOP 100 ( 2005)


1. Primus – Antipop
( because it's number one! Unbelievable bass, melodic integration of the guitar, Tom Morello helped out on three tracks but also some other legends like Tom Waits, the Metallica singer, Fred Durst -when he was only a producer- Antipop sounds like musicians who are having too much fun with their own musical talent. “ I suck information through the holes in my skull As my belly gurgles hungry my mouth is always full.” Coolest lyrics ever with Tom York's. For those who aren't in on the gag, Primus fans always say that Primus sucks. So I proclaim enthusiastically that Antipop sucks like nothing Primus has produced since Sailing the Seas of Cheese or Brown.)

2. Radiohead – Computer ok
( I don't need to explain! Werchter!!! Best show of my life! This band is the most respected ever! A living legend!)

3. The Fall of troy – Doppelgänger
( The new fucking postguitar style rocks too much! Notice: The band's name comes from a Tom Waits song and the album's name comes from a label that produced David Bowie! This guys have the real roots and they do great postcore like you have never heard before!)

4. The Mars Volta – Deloused in the Comatorium
 ( Because space-rock rules!)

5. Led Zepplin – Led Zepplin III
( because Led Zepplin III is out of this world! Every song is a legend!)

6. Jeff Buckley – Grace
( Oh man! because this is even better than Starsailor composed by his dad!)

7. Elliot Smith- Figure eight
 ( Poor Elliot, he left us!)

8. Hella- The devil isn't red
 ( Because Mathrock deserves a place in my top ten)

9. Massive Attack- Mezzanine
 ( This album is the One! This is trip hop!)

10. Beatles- Revolver
( Revolver by the Beatles don't need no explanation...Eleanor Rigby, Taxman, Yellow Submarin...)

11. 31 Knots- A Word is also a picture of a word
( experimental indie that rocks!)

12. Red Hot Chili Peppers- One hot minute
( Because Dave Navaro made the fuck commin' out of their veines! “ Meet me at the coffee shop, we can dance like Iggy Pop!”Werchter 2003)

13. Don Caballero- Whay burns never returns
( These dudes are completely awesome! MathPostrock from “feinsten” would say the germans!Best drummer and coolest stopp&go tappin' arpeggios)

14. Standstill- The ionic spell
( Right from Barcelone a fist into your pop-ass!)

15. John Spencer Blues Explosion- ACME
( Because this is maybe the only album that combines elektro and blues in a perfect way!)

16. System of a down- System of a down
( When this album came out nobody knew what the fuck was wrong with these guys! Hardcore, russian traditionnal, raegue, fuck, traditionnal, you find in it whatever you want!)

17. The Smiths – The Queen is dead
( Legend album!)

18. Biffy Clyro- Infinity Land
( Modernrock trio! Cool songwriting with innovatifs structures!)

19. Pearl Jam- V.S
( This is grunge! Rock am Ring 2000)

20. Brad Meldhau- Places
 ( Because Jazz needed someone like him!)

21. At the drive-in – Relationship of command
( This album is legend for every motherf***** that likes punkrock!)

22. Nirvana- In Utero
( This is real punkrock!)

23. Queens of the stone age- Rated R
( Do I need to expain this kokokokokain!!!!!)

24. Muse- Origin of symetry
( It's difficult to do a second album, but when you decide to go and break everyone's balls than you are a genius!)

25. Pink Floyd- Atom heart Mother
( this was my first lp and I never forget that that psychedellic stuff made me cry!)

26. The Refused- The shape of punk to come
 ( Because this hardcore cd is fantastic!)

27. Portishead- Live in N-Y
( This woman's voice is too sexy)

28. Miles Davis- Bitches brew
( Miles Davis, John Mc Laughin, Chick Corea, do I need to explain?)

29. Maharishnu Orchestra- Birds of fire
( This is the John Mc Laughlin kick my ass project! For those who think that the Mars Volta do new stuff, just listen to this thing!)

30. Mogwai- Come on die young
 ( this is maybe the coolest thing Mogwai has ever done! A perfect postrock albim full of emotions! Atelier 2002!!!!)

31. Smashing Pumpkins- Ava Adore
( If S.P would have continue doing such music the world wouldn't be a vampire...)

32. Metallica- The Black album (no explanation for this one)

33. Jimmy Hendrix- The best of
( I know this sucks! A best of even for Jimmy nut I have so many bootlegs and stuff at home that I finaly manage always to pick up the best of! Great man,number one guitarman!)

34. Mastodon- Leviathan
 ( At first I didn't like this album, “too heavy” but then I gave it a second try and my God these guys are the new Metallica!)

35. David Bowie- The singles collection
( David, David love your cds but the singles collection is too good!)

36. Korn- Life is peachy
( Twist, twist...Rock am Ring 2000!!!!)

37. Incubus- A crow left of the murder
( After a popalbum for the kids came A crow left of the murder!!!!)

38. Tool- Aenima
 ( A friend of mine gave me this album a few years ago and I've never really stopped listen to it)

39. Stevie Wonder-The best of
( You have to listen to this guy to realise how many od his songs you already know because some puto has covered it!)

40. My vitriol- Fine lines – beetween the lines
( I think my vitriol has been misunderstood since the beginning, great songwriting, dudes!)

41. My chemical romance- Three cheers for sweet revange
( this a great pop-punkrock album! Very very cool with a lot of melody!)

42. Bob Dylan- The best of ( legend!)

43. Bob Marley- The best of (legend!)

44. Circa Survive-Juturna ( Cool rockgroup, very special singer!)

45. Hot hot heat- Televators
( Because if Franz ferdinand and co. suc;k this band has managed to reinvent a poprocksound!)

46. Placebo- Without you I am nothing
( Placebo was still placebo!Atelier 2000)

47. The Mercury Programm- A data learn the language
(some out of space instrumental gentle music!)

48. Iggy Pop- Rude & Nude
 ( The collection of all his work , even the songs with the Stooges!Colmar 2005)

49. Yourcodenameis:milo- All roads to fault ( screamo rock from uk that is much too cool!)

50. From monument to masses- The impossible lip in one hundred steps
( Cool instrumental album with spoken lyrics, very critical to american society!)

51. Sex Pistols - Nevermind the bollocks ( Legend!)

52. Blur- Tink Tank ( Blur surprises!)

53. The Clash- London calling (Legend!)

54. Prodigy- The fat of the land
( I am a firestarter, smack my bitch, funky shit....)

55. Rage against the machine – Rage against the machine
( Who wasn't in love with RATM?)

56. The Cooper Temple cause- See this through and leave
( This is what would happen if you would let crash Oasis and Portishead with some dj...)

57. Armor for sleep- What to do when you are dead( Cool stuff!)

58. Billy Talent- Billy Talent ( Cool sound, cool ideas!)

59. Block Party- Silent Alarm
( It is sad that this band is now so popular, they may be influenced badly by some producer, great drummering, cool lyrics!)

60. Beastie Boys- Ill communication ( Because it is ill)

61. Colonnel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie brains- The big eyeball in the sky
( Les Claypool & Buckethead...)

62. Tricky- Blowback ( I think that this is Tricky's best album!Atelier 2002)

63. Foo fighters – In your honor
 ( After having written a lot of albums Foo fighters manage to come back with a very good album where the songs are all good!)

64. Helmet- The best of
 ( Nearly perfect, they only forgot one song!!!( biscuit for smut) And they would have come into my top 50:

65. David Sanchez- Melaza ( Great saxophon! Great jazztrio!)

66. The hellacopters-Supershitty to the max
( If you like punkrock you know this one by heart!)

67. Tim Buckley- Starsailor ( A legend for everyone of us!)

68. Deftones- White Ponny
( I know some guys will say that there are more kickass albums by the Sacramentoputos but this album is legend for me: Rock am Ring 2000)

69. The Lastprophets- Last train home ( Sometimes there is one of this rockboysband that surprises you! This cd is very very good, and it rocks!)

70. Pedro the lion- Achilles Heal
( this is a very calm emo album! It is the right thing when you comevery late home!)

71. Phoenix- Alphabetical ( because even a rocker wants to dance sometimes! Köln 2004)

72. Silverstein- When broken is easely fixed ( this is emo with balls!)

73. Sonic Youth- Sonic nurse
 ( This is not just another Sonic Youth...it's a little bit more Sonic Youth that others!)

74. Jello Biafra with the Melvins- Never breathe what you can't see
 ( This is one of the Melvins that I rfeally like!)

75. Jane's Addiction- Strays
( This will be probably the last album by this guys, perfectly producded, cool lyrics, cool changes, Dave Navaro, you know...)

76. Pretty girls make grave- The new romance
( Cool chick, cool structures and great riffs, cool screaming from the boys behind “ This kid with the golden eye!””)

77. Saosin- Translating the name ( some kickass stuff!)

78. Q & not U- power 5 After listening a few times to this band you begin to like it more and more)

79. The Who- The best of ( Legend!)

80. The Stone Roses- The best of ( This dudes deserve more! Led Zepplin from the 90's)

81. The Cure- The best of
( because it has an acoustic best of in the inside that kicks ass!)

82. Ben Harper- Live from mars
 ( These were the times where this dude was real! So real. Belfort 2001)

83. Sud- Trio
 ( I saw them live! They are full of passion!)

84. Chick Corea electric band- To the stars ( yeah, listen to this cd, it's crazzy!)

85. Jon Gomm- Hypertension
 ( This is what they call now nu-acoustic! I call that “a guitar virtuoso with a fantastic voice”)

86. Fugazi – End hits ( Indie legend !!!)

87. Silverchair – Diorama ( I think that most of the person I know didn'tunderstand the beauty of this album!)

88. Ghinzu –Electrojacuzzi
( This is simply much too cool! Some stupid noises, and than perfect lullubies here and there, woaw!Kulturfabrik 2002)

89. Jimmy eat world – Bleed american ( This is emo that rocks!)

90. Johnny Cash – American IV ( the man comes around) ( Last album, very sensitif!)

91. Uria heep – The magician's birthday ( This is prog-rock!)

92. Oceansize – Size on a ocean
( This band will rule, if they continue playing this way someday they'll become a legend too)

93. Elbow- Cast of thousand
( Instead of naming Coldplay I preffer to pick up Elbow)

94. Joe Satriani – The red album
 ( because it's a blues album with balls and not a tappin' virtuoso shit!)

95. Paco de Lucia – Fuerte y candal
 (Because Entre dos aguas is a rumba-legend everybody should listen once a month !)

96. The doors- The best of
( I have all the albums but the first thing I bought was the best of and it has this extended version of Light my fire.....)

97. Daft Punk – Home Work (Coolest thing ever to dance!)

98. Alice in chains- Unplugged ( favorite unplugged)

99. Soundgarden – Badmotorfinger
( I know everybody would preffer to see Superunknown but this album has Jesus Christ pose and thousand cool riffs that break your brain in thousand pieces!)

100. The sound of animal fighting – Tiger and the Duke
 ( very special progressif concept album!)

01) Who is Dumbo was a pinacolada?

A "mutant guitar virtuoso" or an idiot. The answer to this question is beetween these two edges! There has been much speculation about the answer in the international press. We do know that he is both of them! Due to the unusual circumstances surrounding his upbringing, he is a very private person. He doesn't grant many interviews, and shuns most conventional means of contact. He would prefer that his fans (which means: his family) accept his eccentricities, focus on his art and enjoy the sadland of joy that is his work.
He draws inspiration from movies, musicians, artists, writers, athletes and has bizarre fixations on pinguins.

02) What albums has Dumbo was a pinacolada played on or released?

2001- 2002 Agressive days

2003-2004 Le désir d'un théâtre des oreilles

2004 Silly
2003 Eye see

2004 Demo n°4
2005 Chuck Mock the moon spermatozoon with the huge cock

2005 Tinky Winky was a pornostar

03) What does Dumbo was a pinacolada sound like?

His stylings range from raw-power riffing and acoustic-tappinglicks to idyllic, yet edgy chordal passages and heartrending melodic lines. His music is very difficult to categorize because each release tends to have its own flavor and context. His biggest desire is not to limit the music to the cliches of either genre.
Compositionally speaking, many of his tunes are initially conceived right from the pain that love deceptions bring him. Brutal, grinding rhythms suddenly give way to serene floating passages...lalalilulala.This is the way love goes!

04) What are DWP's influences?

People have already heard him citin' bananas, chocolate, italian espresso, Michael Jackson, ice-cream, Las Claypool, pizza, Jimmy Hendrix as major inspirations as well as the experience of playing with Medleyjukebox and other artists...
He also finds inspiration in books, movies and athletes, most notably André Agassi. But the real source of all inspiration are women's breast!

05) What videos have been released?

The video for "Silly" directed by RAFTSIDE, has been released in 2004.

06) Does he have any hobbies?

He likes reading and talking while drinking cognac or vodka!

07) Where is this puto from?

Some say outer space, others say southern Sicily. He currently resides in Paris but the truth is that he is from Luxembourg.

08)Has this chico won any awards?

No!

09) Did he audition for Jane's addiction or the Guns & Roses?

No. This is just a street legend!

10) Are there any bootlegs available?

Yes, there are some lost minidisks available for trading among friends, which is better you never listen to!

11) Does this dude use any nonstandard guitar tunings?

Dumbo was a pinacolada primarily relies on the standard tuning.

12) What songs does the elephantman cover?

He doesn't know jet he will ever succeed covering a single song till the end.

13) Is there any guitar/bass tablature available?

No the songs are far to difficult!!

14) What musical equipment does the alcoholic elephant use?

Guitars: Jackson Flying V, Gibson Les Paul Double humbuckers,a Yamaha electro acoustic guitar, a Gibson SG when his dude “Jos” forgets this guitar in his car. Amplifiers: Marshall...
Effects: a Zoom multi effects unit, A wah wah, ,some Electro Harmonix like the Big Muff,a Digitech Whammy Pedal, some Ibanez effects, delay/echo & autowah, digitech flangeretc...

This FAQ was compiled with help from famous rockjournalists!

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• Eberything reminds me of her | 05-12-2005
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• Memories | 29-11-2005
• Do singers need... | 28-11-2005
• Shut the television down | 28-11-2005
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