IT'S A WEIRD LIFE...

Heath Ledger - 1980 / 2008


Merci de nous avoir offert ton talent.
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Allez! On y retourne!


Un poisson rouge et un sous-marin entrent en collision.
Qui est en tort?

Réponse (surlignez): LE SOUS-MARIN, PARCE QU'IL N'A RIEN A FOUTRE DANS UN BOCAL
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Je cherche encore le côté révolutionnaire du truc... Surfer sur le web en vrai? J'me marre! Ca rame peut être pire que le WAP. En fait, c'est juste un gros walkman mp3 & vidéo, avec un joli design et un joli écran tactile (à ce sujet, si ce dernier venait à se casser, à mon avis il faut changer tout l'appareil...). Et qui en plus fait téléphone. Waow...

490 euros pour ça ?
Heureusement que c'était juste à l'essai.
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Mais la vraie question ne serait-elle pas: qui ça intéresse vraiment?
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Maxwell: I'm not against Gay Pride Day but by Saint Georges! I've been asked out by a guy!
Fran: Lucky you! The only thing I've been asked was "Are those high heels available in 9?"

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Weir: Rodney! You destroyed three quarters of a solar system!!!
McKay: 5/6ths actually. It's not an exact science
Weir: Do you ever give your ego a rest???

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Jack (to Kate): Please tell me you found a coffee bar.

Charlie (to Claire): Dear Diary, still on this bloody island. Today I swallowed a bug. Love, Claire.

Locke: Why do you find it so hard to believe?!
Jack: Why do you find it so easy?!

Sayid: What good would it be to kill you if we're both already dead?

Eko: Don't mistake coincidence for fate

Charlie: Polar bears are meant to be clever, very clever. They're like the Einstein's of the bear community.

Desmond: Oh, my God. You knew that was going to happen, didn't you? [she nods] Then why didn't you stop it? Why didn't you do anything?
Ms. Hawking: Because it wouldn't matter. Had I warned him about the scaffolding tomorrow he'd be hit by a taxi. If I warned him about the taxi, he'd fall in the shower and break his neck. The universe, unfortunately, has a way of course correcting. That man was supposed to die. That was his path just as it's your path to go to the island. You don't do it because you choose to, Desmond. You do it because you're supposed to.

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Chloe: Now I'm off to see Clark Kent in a wet T-shirt. Care to join me?
Lois: Like it was something I've never seen before...

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Brenda: "Every time I've ever believed in a happy ending I've gotten severely fucked."

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Joey: Geez Gina! I can smell your perfurme from the top of the stairs
Gina: I'm not wearing any perfume
(they both turn towards Michael)
Michael: The... the bottle said unisex

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Phoebe: You love divorce so much you're probably gonna marry it ! Then it won't work out and you're gonna have to divorce it, divorcing guy! (pause) I'm so drunk...

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Buffy: So, give me something to sing about! Please give me something!
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• Et pourtant... | 06-10-2008
• Processus normal (?) | 05-10-2008
• Triple dose dominicale de Went | 05-10-2008
• Dimanche: prières... illusions... et puis rien | 05-10-2008
• Parce que c'est trop... loin! | 02-10-2008
• Parce que c'est trop... pesant! | 02-10-2008
• Parce que c'est trop... bon! | 02-10-2008
• Parce que c'est trop... drôle! | 02-10-2008
• Un peu de paix | 01-10-2008
• Octobre rose | 01-10-2008
• Gérer la crise | 30-09-2008
• On savait rire dans les années 90 | 30-09-2008
• Derniers mots | 29-09-2008
• Hollywood legend | 28-09-2008
• Sur scène: Le Ségo Show | 28-09-2008